May 2012
don’t go to photo to save money and not buy more paper… then be super fucking bored all day because i can’t watch movies or play videogames.
i am a mastermind of brilliant thoughts and plans.
i’ll just sit over there and eat all the grapes in the house.
Anyone who thinks sex education is unnecessary...
violentharlequinn:
(hint. if it isn’t people lube {not car lube}, cooking oil, or made by your mouth or vagina you’re doing it wrong.)
Ito on location of Mary's body
alchemillahospital:
Lesbian: hey i just met you
Lesbian: and this is crazy
Lesbian: but i think we should cohabitate, my u-haul is parked out back, how do you feel about cats i really love tabby's i have two we're a little family looking for our missing piece we should get a dog let's re-do the kitchen all zen-like whaddya say....baby?
Other lesbian: *gets in u-haul and they drive off into the sunset together to live in perfect harmony for two weeks*
April 2012
indigo-sach reblogged your post: Dear Ethics, ethics whats an ethic
it is a horrible place where people try to teach horrible people like me to be better humans.
their efforts are of course, in vain.
pantiesnpasta:
The most disappointing part of shattered memories was that no matter how many male packages I stared at, not one of them started shedding layers like the women when you stated at their chest.
Where is the justice.
Reblogg for trufax. I wanted Harry to be gay. :/ If you are going to dick around w/ my favorite fictional character ever and my biggest love interest, make him...
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Dear Ethics,
<3 Chelsea
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hey... HEY. what was the website that plays all...
i lost the link.
crazyincongregations:
nightmareloki:
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askshatmemzharry:
ask-nobark:
Yeah, but them commies destroyed all the fun games. All we’ve got left are them dumb real life games.
<3 Nobark, so very much. <3
