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Intern Robin’s Poem

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When you post on Twitter about al-Qa’ida
Or a Nuclear Threat in North Korea,
The FBI, the CIA,
The ATF, the TSA
The DHS, the DEA,
Will all make sure that you’re okay.
If you just use a Social Network to talk about the Flu
They will check on you.
You might be a Threat,
You might cause a Riot.
So better be quiet,
Or the Authorities
Call for a State of Emergency,
And arrest you for insurgency.
When you Exercise your right,
To let all your friends know,
About that “Incident” last night,
In a bathroom in San Diego,
Or your Home Grown Tomato,
They might sent the Nato,
With a SWAT team and a Bomb Squad.
Because they use these words to check that this nation,
Is not attacked by Pakistani Pirates, Mexican Malware, or Nuclear Nigerians,
ALLITERATION!

KAY GONNA GO REWATCH “THE FALL” NOW

kaeladinosaur:

easilyenchanted:

kaeladinosaur:

easilyenchanted:

kaeladinosaur:

I did that earlier too.

Told you it was a PERFECT MOVIE.

For once I agree with you.

YOU’RE WELCOME 

K

GET OFF OF ME

I’M DONE

Silent Hill: Dying Inside #3 (spoilers)

As you can plainly tell, the art in #3 is very different from the first 2 issues and that can be credited to Aadi Salman taking over for Ben Templsmith. I can greatly praise the different style and say that I actually like the art in this issue and would and could easily hang posters of this caliber on my wall w/ pride.

Color is used for its intended purpose and not just to detail the difference between an action scene and a less-action-y scene. Unfortunately, the action scenes are not improved, in fact I think they take a step back. 

Good luck trying to figure out what the fuck is going on there! All I could see was a lot of red and orange smeared all over the place.

So when begin issue 3 w/ the group from the end of issue 2. Lauryn and her band of… friends, have decided to go to Silent Hill because Lauryn gets the fabulous idea that if they go to Silent Hill, they can copy down the graffiti the saw on the tapes and sell it to rich people. 

Yeah, I thought the same thing. But Lauryn picked her dumbasses—I mean, “friends” well and they go along w/ it willingly. They decided they will go to Silent Hill, except one guy that decides that he has a brain. Too bad, cause he dies.

I thought the implication was that they were watching the tape and ON THEIR WAY to Silent Hill, but because Smart Guy gets attacked by Christabella that means they are already there? I don’t know. He gets killed them Lauryn starts having some weird insta-dream sequence where she is talking to some therapist about her past. Lauryn’s younger sister was killed not too long ago ans since then she has blamed herself. Then suddenly the therapist goes all tentacle-chest on her and then she blinks and is standing in some… place.

There is no transition, just the last panel on page 15 and the first panel on page 16. Really jarring and it seems to be a pattern in this issue. No time between transitions to breathe.

Someone in the group starts up some music and some Mannequin monsters from Silent Hill 2 drop through the glass ceiling.  Lauryn doesn’t seem phased by it at all and just tells everyone to get weapons. The fight and in some indecipherable action scene, Lauryn disappears for a few moments while she is trying to read some of the spells in some magic book she got off eBay. 

 Christabella pops up and starts talking, then gets hit over the head. Lauryn reveals that Christabella is her (dead) younger sister and that the magic book is going to be a tool for her to kill Christabella so she will stop haunting her dreams. Apparently, Lauryn’s plan all along was to use the Magic eBay Book to kill her dead sister and she just brought along her friends for shits and giggles.

Aren’t you glad she is our main character?! I know I am. On top of being an asshole, she is a Mary Sue of epic proportions.

She is an ex-cheerleader, genius that is cheating on her boyfriend w/ his brother and has the ability to read some magic book so she can kill her dead sister. Swing and a miss, Ciencin. I give you an A for effort in trying to build up a character unlike just throwing in random facts like you did w/ Troy and Lynn, but this is not a real character. This is a Mary Sue. I think this may be the definition of “Mary Sue”. 

Lauryn is almost, if not more-so, unlikeable than Troy was. Magic eBay book?! Really?

The only thing I can figure is that she lied about where she got the book just as she lied about her true intent behind going to Silent Hill.  Either way, it still isn’t a compelling story. I almost miss Troy and Commando Lynn.  

KAY GONNA GO REWATCH “THE FALL” NOW

kaeladinosaur:

easilyenchanted:

kaeladinosaur:

I did that earlier too.

Told you it was a PERFECT MOVIE.

For once I agree with you.

YOU’RE WELCOME